don't pet a pooch while he's pooping by jennifer quasha
With over 100 dogmatic but discerning guidelines for doggy decorum, this etiquette book is intended to refine even the most nonpedigreed Pug or churlish Chihuahua. With good manners such as Rule Seventy-four, "Make an effort to find something nice to say to a dog who has endured a bad groom," any pup can eschew the risk of becoming a social pariah.
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